Were you having sex this weekend in the bathroom at Balthazar in New York City and left your wedding ring behind? No worries! The staff has found it.
In an Instagram lost-and-found post that reads like an erotic novel, eccentric restaurateur Keith McNally posted his manager’s account of a recent evening at the eternally hip Soho spot, which included things like the number of covers, walk-ins and cancelations, plus a saucy aside.
“We had one alleged report of a couple having sex in one of the men’s stall downstairs,” reads the manager’s notes. “But when I asked floor manager Greg to rush down and check what’s going on, the couple was nowhere to be found so they remained a mystery.”
But the steamy tale turned into even more of a tantalizing whodunit – as it appears that the woman’s ring fell off while contorting around the tiny stall.
“Oddly enough, Greg found a small wedding ring on the floor of the bathroom stall. He put it Lost & Found,” reads the post.
McNally told the New York Post that the couple has not yet returned to claim the ring.
